Like Ultra Magnus, except human… and naked.

Your regularly (not really) scheduled broadcast has been preempted by this important news bulletin:

Naked Guy has been replaced by Ultra Naked Guy™! As you may remember, my cubicle faces an apartment building, and Naked Guy periodically gave me modest nudie shows once in awhile. A few weeks ago, Naked Guy moved out and the apartment building cleaned and renovated his apartment. But I need not be upset, for Ultra Naked Guy™ has moved in! UNG walks his entire apartment naked with every blind up. I’ve seen him drink coffee naked, read his newspaper naked, and do jumping jacks naked. Okay, maybe not the jumping jacks. My retinas thank him.

Put your blinds down people!

5 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Jason said,

    so what makes this guy “like ultra magnus”?

    mmm hmmm…. you ladies are gettin’ a show, that’s for sure.

    don’t leave smudge stains from your faces on the window lol.

  2. 2

    PhotoHand said,

    Is he aware that you are watching him? Probably if you pretend to take pictures of him, he will change his ways;-)

  3. 3

    caitmin said,

    yeah , whats with ultra magnus

  4. 4

    PastaQueen said,

    Ugh, the guy who lives below me in my apartment complex always leaves his blinds open. He usually has his shirt off, but I can’t tell if he’s naked (haven’t looked that closely nor do I want to). It’s not a big deal in the summer because I come home when it’s still light out, but in the winter it’s dark outside and I really notice.

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